Bryce Harper has arrived to Spring Training with some swag

Photo via Philadelphia Phillies Twitter
You know it’s really the beginning of the Philadelphia Phillies’ season when Bryce Harper comes into Clearwater, Florida wearing what he wore on Tuesday.
In Harper’s first season with the Phils, he came to Spring Training wearing a Pulp Fiction throwback t-shirt with Gritty and the Phillie Phanatic on the front. He had the Phanatic on his shoes as well.
Now he’s reported to camp with a shirt that says “Clearwooder”, a hat that saws “Jawn” with the Liberty Bell as the A, and a bat where the entire barrel is the Phanatic.
The following photos are from the Phillies’ Twitter:
If he can tell me where to find the Phanatic bat, I’ll buy 15 of them.
Also, isn’t Harper looking a little extra-ripped?
He looks pretty jacked!
Looks like he’s ready to hit 400 homers and 1,400 RBIs. Ready to slug .723 with a 1.000 on-base percentage, and ready for 300 extra-base hits and a trip to the All Star Game with a World Championship and a MVP included. Obviously this is exaggeration, but he looks ready for a big year.
Let’s get this Phillies season started. This snow better melt
If he can tell us where to find the Phanatic bat, I’ll buy 15 of them.
Also, isn’t Harper looking extra-ripped? He looks pretty jacked. Looks like he’s ready to hit 35 dingers and 105 RBI. Ready to slug .545 with a .430 on-base percentage. Ready for 37 extra-base hits and a trip to the All Star Game.
Let’s get this Phillies season started. Get this snow better melt and let’s get back to baseball.